Poisonous Love     Kristin Chenoweth

My darling, while you sleep
All is well, we are friends and that's swell
But the truth is that I have a secret to tell
I love you
People say it's wrong, it's absurd
That a frog and a bird
Are in love, but I know in my heart
This was so meant to be
'Cause I love you so much
Too bad we can't touch
If we did you would die
And that would be such
A really big drag
If only we could could hug and could kiss
Be in heavenly bliss
But your lungs would explode
And you'd look just like this
As you'd hemorrhage and gag
Oh excuse me
Romeo, juliet
Were in love but I bet
It was nothing compared
To the feeling I get
Around you
You don't even know that I'm there
You don't see that I care
Could it be that for me
You're not even aware?
That I'm perfect for you?
'Cause I'm…